You can climb a ladder up to the sun.

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Is that thing still on?

[ Not that he speaks Catspian, but hearing anything is as good as an answer. ]

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You too, eh?

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Mrrrrrrr.....

[He knows the sound of that voice.]

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Mau?

[Scratching behind his ears, not like Stephen can see, but it is a muggledd thfft thfft sort of sound. Then:]

Rrrruuuurrrrrrr... [Totally Spanish R-rolling action there.]

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Right then. It's curses like this that make me wish there was some sort of locating mechanism included.

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[Which Stephen is pretty impressed by.]

I think you just beat my cat-person-for-the-day.

[Neil is somewhere else in the apartment scorfing tuna, so Stephen feels he can say this without a needy twenty-year-old draping himself all over him for the rest of the day.]

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Mew.

[Where are you Peter, because Caspian here can probably find you anyway. You smell and all.]

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[ He's thinking: you can't possibly get up to too much trouble between now and midnight... ]

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Mau mau?

[He's probably curling up in a plush chair with his legs dangling off the side because Caspian is not a small cat...person...cat-person thing. The device is on his belly and now he's curling around it because that's the only way Caspian can rub up against a non-present person paying him a compliment, kind of.]

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[ ...except that you probably can...never mind. ]

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I'm not sure that you can understand me, but supposing you can: don't leave the house.

[ There are probably more 'cat' fights happening today than usual, no need to add Caspian to the mix. ]

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It's kind of hard to keep up a conversation when you can just mew.

Is anybody there with you?

[Stephen knows from his cat person - it's a bad idea to leave them alone. Full grown men who think they can still leap onto ledges = lots of broken crockery.]

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fatespoken

[ . . . ]

Caspian?

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[SAY WHAT?]

Mau mau mau mew mrrrr mau mau mew mau ruuurrrr rurr mau.

[Hear that? It's a full sentence.]

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Mau mau mau mrrr--

[BY THE LION'S MANE.] ....Fsssssssstttttttthsssshhhrrrrrr.

[Oh look, it's Shadow.]

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Mau.

[Sup Amory.]

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Sorry, dude. I only speak enough cat to ask for the bathroom.

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Caspian!

[ He is not at all sure that the alpha voice works on cats the way it does dogs especially when it isn't, you know, a meow, yowl, growl, or hiss....but he tries it anyway. Shadow would probably win in this face off but just to be safe...... ]

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fatespoken

[ Having been a cat before, he sympathizes.

To a degree. ]

You keeping out of trouble there, Catspian?

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