Pinned, Recorded, and Posted

[treadingdawn]

Issued by High King Peter the Magnificent, delivered by King Caspian the Tenth of That Name:

I, Peter, by the gift of Aslan, by election, by prescription, and by conquest, High King over all Kings in Narnia, Lord of Cair Paravel, and Emperor of the Lone Islands, Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Lion, do hereby challenge the White Witch Jadis to single combat upon the field of battle, invoked by the rite of deep magic as granted from previous deceitful trespasses. The fight shall be to the death at basic arms, forfeiting any and all marshal of the lists. The reward shall be complete surrender of the wand wielded by the White Witch, followed by passing its ownership to Queen Susan the Gentle, King Edmund the Just, Queen Lucy the Valiant, King Caspian X, and myself, High King Peter the Magnificent.

[The parchment is pinned at midnight and remains in the City Square.]

Comments

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[filmzbyzach.livejournal.com]

Sooooooo........fancy writing in the square....there...

[ radio static/ some random music in the background idek it's Zach ]

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Are you two insane?

[discanted.livejournal.com]

Oh, Caspian. Oh, my dear, sweet, stupid boy.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Hello, Zach.

[Sense this calm and cool attitude.]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

No, not quite.

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Oh. So it just looks like idiocy from here.

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[filmzbyzach.livejournal.com]

What kind of a reply is that?!

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I apologize for neglecting my studio responsibilities.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Well...

[Gee, you got him there.]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I am sure many things do, Blue. But how do you fare?

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

I don't have an arm. I can't play the trumpet, and two of my friends are doing something supremely stupid.

Not very well.

[thegoodprince.livejournal.com]

Oh...

You're quite sure. That's good.

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[filmzbyzach.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

[ =D ]

[doctoringtype.livejournal.com]

Of course. Because no planet is complete without archaic duels to the death.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

...interesting.

[discanted.livejournal.com]

But not for the illness, which all hatred is, and not for the war.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Quite sure.

[ooc: Where is Briar Rose when you need her.]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Do you have a suggestion, Doctor?

[thegoodprince.livejournal.com]

You'll all be very careful, won't you? If I can help in any way...

[[ooc: I'm going to guess 'sleeping.' :|]]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

And every word meant.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

[Have silence, sob.]

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[filmzbyzach.livejournal.com]

[ a SIGH. the music is turned off. ]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Do you need any help?

[doctoringtype.livejournal.com]

I'd suggest anything that didn't involve any chances of death, but I find my suggestions of nonviolence are usually ignored.

I hope this isn't a fight over anything like honor.

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

I should be asking you the same question. Does Peter have any practical experience with snow queens that don't end with the Great Lion saving him?