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[treadingdawn]

What does it mean when you have a dream where a terrible man locks you up in a room full of children who do nothing but crawl on your person and ask you question after question after question?

I feel as if I've slept for days.

Comments

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

Please don't do that, Caspian. It can get you into trouble.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Why would it get me into trouble? I am careful enough not to try poisonous mushrooms.

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

We're not talking about poisonous mushrooms. We're talking about magic mushrooms. Those are never good for anybody.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

They are not magic literally I don't think.

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

That's the whole point and exactly why you don't need to try them! You might as well eat pot brownies.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

What are those?

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

They're brownies made out of marijuana, just like a stew made out of shrooms. You don't want either one.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

What?

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

What do you know about drugs, Caspian?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

That some are very good for you when you are ill but they must always be taken in moderation.

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

No, not that type of drug. Drugs like crack and pot and shrooms. X and stuff.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

...What are you talking about?

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

Are you even listening to me? I'm talking about illegal drugs. They didn't have anything like that back in Narnia? No freaky plants that people got high on?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Are you talking about that fairytale with the beanstalk? I have heard the story but it didn't happen in Narnia.

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

Now what are you talking about?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

A man planted magic beans that grew into a stalk that was so tall it reached a castle in the sky.

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

I know the story, Caspian. I just don't know what Jack and the Beanstalk has to do with this conversation.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Plants that reach very high....

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[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

Not that kinda high. The high I'm talking about means that you're under the influence of drugs.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I wasn't drunk if that is what you are asking...

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

[There is a loud sigh from her end of the line. Really loud.]

Nobody said you were drunk, but being drunk is like being high only it's with drugs and not alcohol.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I am not ill so you do not have to worry about that, Karolina. I appreciate your concern all the same.

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[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

Oh my God. I don't... You... I mean...

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

Just be careful with trying everything once, okay?