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[treadingdawn]

There is a man trapped in an apartment with two bound young ladies for dinner.

So where can I find a special kind of clover? Preferably for good luck? He may need it.

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[thenormalsquint]

Well, if he's not untying them, then he's in danger.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

If they can be unbound but that would be why I am searching for clovers at all.

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[thenormalsquint]

Maybe you should look for a baseball bat for him.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

A what?

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[thenormalsquint]

A baseball bat.

[A beat passes before Angela remembers who she's talking to.]

A club? A big stick?

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Oh. I am sure they are more likely to beat him off first.

[Not that he thinks Chase has slow reflexes or anything. Much.]

Perhaps what he needs is a helmet.

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[thenormalsquint]

[There's a snort at the beginning because Angela's mind is perpetually deep in the gutter.]

A helmet is good. He might as well just accept the beating.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Fortunately they like him. I think.

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[thenormalsquint]

You think?

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

The question is do they like him more than they dislike each other.

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[thenormalsquint]

The answer to that is do they dislike each other so much that it doesn't matter if they like him.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Really?

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[thenormalsquint]

Depending on the girls, they might take him out just out of anger for each other. I've seen it before many times.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Is that why they say women do not belong in battles?

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[thenormalsquint]

Well, some of us do fight dirty...

audio; so true sooo true

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

[Thinking if Susan has. He knows Peter has as well as Edmund. Maybe it runs in the family.]

It's a good thing we have a hospital.

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[thenormalsquint]

[Laughing.]

Be sure to send him some flowers.

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[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

That's a terrible saying, really.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

It was a joke!

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[lionesscouchant.livejournal.com]

Well considering Susan can outdraw you, I hope if you decide to tell it to her, you're well away from the house at the time.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I would do no such thing, not even at a distance.

[Magic arrows. Honestly.]