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[treadingdawn]

To anyone I spoke with yesterday, last night, those I contacted by the 'telephone'...

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I apologize.

Comments

[inmyothertights]

Since you don't usually apologize for this kind of thing, I assume either a: something amazing you've always wanted happened and you called everyone you know or b: you got drunk.

Since you're not me, I'm going with b.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

What was 'a' for you?

[inmyothertights]

I refuse to answer that on the risk of destroying my tenuous reputation and the possibility people might actually think I'm cool.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

You can tell me anything, Billy.

[inmyothertights]

They should have a warning label on people like you.

"Far too genuine. Proceed with caution."

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

But it's true.

[inmyothertights]

Well...okay.

So sometime in the eighties they released this bust of all the Avengers - total ego trip for Tony Stark, I know - and like everyone could find most of them except for Cap. So when I stumbled across one in a rummage sale for like seventy-five cents I sort of flipped out and I called everyone I knew.

I mean, granted, at the time, it was about three numbers, but one of them was my comic book guy.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

....I'm sorry I do not quite understand what happened.

But I'm glad you found your treasure.

[inmyothertights]

Man, I need to get you some comics.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Noble Mortal Remains reads those books.

[inmyothertights]

[Insert long pause here]

Who?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Zombie. Hanna's friend.

[inmyothertights]

We really need to figure out a better way to address him.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

It would be easier if he liked any name.

[inmyothertights]

'Hanna's friend the zombie' is kind of a mouthful.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I tried Honorable Cadaver as well.

[inmyothertights]

...was he okay with that?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I don't think so. Perhaps it was too specific.

[inmyothertights]

Maybe I'll just stick to "the zombie."