Just one thing? I like my castle! ...And my tree, and my garden, and I like visiting Ifnkovhgroghprm 'cause he tells me stories, and I like the king of the leprechauns, too. Can I have more than one favorite?
He's a gnome. He's been friends with my daddy for a really long time, and he made me a marionette for my birthday! He showed me how to make it dance and everything.
Uh-huh! Mine was a little man. Was your puppet really scary? Dragons are really scary, unless you throw water on their snout and put their fire out. Then they're not scary at all anymore.
Of course not. You never hear about dragons going around kidnapping princes. They only kidnap princesses, so of course girls don't like them. But I don't see why anybody would like them at all, boy or girl. They're big and mean and scaly.
It was a quest. Daddy was King Edward's best knight and King Edward said if Daddy got back our three treasures then he would get to be king. 'Cause King Edward was really sick and he didn't have any heirs. So Daddy went and found all the treasures and brought them back and then King Edward made him king before he died.
And my daddy won't ever give away our treasures, so nobody will ever have to go get them back again.
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Date: 2010-08-23 12:28 am (UTC)But what is... Ifnkwnf..wdk...the storyteller.
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Date: 2010-08-23 01:17 am (UTC)That is not true at--
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Yes, you are right, Princess.
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Date: 2010-08-23 01:23 am (UTC)And dragons like pretty things. That's why they hoard gold and treasures. So I guess they'd want to eat pretty things, too.
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Date: 2010-08-23 01:26 am (UTC)I will concede to you that point, Princess.
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Date: 2010-08-23 01:32 am (UTC)Why the mirror?
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Date: 2010-08-23 01:42 am (UTC)And my daddy won't ever give away our treasures, so nobody will ever have to go get them back again.
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