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[treadingdawn]

By royal decree from King Caspian X, King of Narnia, Emperor of the Lone Islands, Lord of Cair Paravel, Duke of the Lantern Waste, Duke of Galma and the Seven Isles, Count of the Western March, and Lord of Telmar...

Carrots.

I demand them.

You may pay tribute at my royal residence or at The Blue Light.

Comments

audio ][

[oshutup.livejournal.com]

You can't order personal delivery for The Blue Light.

voice;

[lionesssejant.livejournal.com]

Demand them? Really, Caspian.

Even cursed a please can go a long way.

[mad-here.livejournal.com]

...so.

Exactly... would you say you're a white rabbit, or a brown one, or? If you had to characterize yourself.

audio ][

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Yes I can. And I did.

voice;

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

[SNORT.]

Carrots.

I demand them, please.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

What a ridiculous question. Brown of course.

[mad-here.livejournal.com]

Are you... sure? Are you sure you're not the White one?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Yes I'm sure. Why?

[wandbreaker]

You could always go foraging in the woods with your long-eared brethren.

[mad-here.livejournal.com]

You're all about being difficult, all of you...

You're no good to me if you're not the white one. Go - go dye.

audio ][

[oshutup.livejournal.com]

You're assuming they'll want to share.

voice;

[lionesssejant.livejournal.com]

You can't say demand and please at the same time.



What about this? "Please obtain carrots for me."

audio ][

[adamantined]

You can't order personal delivery for The Blue Light.

[Is here an echo in here? A jealous echo, perhaps?]

[fatespoken]

I think we have some in the back...?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

...I have carrots. But, they're kinda' mine.

audio ][

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

No, you are. I have no intention of sharing.

Unless you ask nicely.

voice;

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Well because you ask so kindly Susan...you may have one.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

And you are too poor to fetch a price on me in any case.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

No.

audio ][

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I own it. I can.

[wandbreaker]

Well, all the carrots in the house are going to Rosella.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

They are not fresh enough for me.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

...How dare you toy with the king.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Why.

[fatespoken]

Why do you need them?