treadingdawn: (surly poster boy)
[personal profile] treadingdawn
By royal decree from King Caspian X, King of Narnia, Emperor of the Lone Islands, Lord of Cair Paravel, Duke of the Lantern Waste, Duke of Galma and the Seven Isles, Count of the Western March, and Lord of Telmar...

Carrots.

I demand them.

You may pay tribute at my royal residence or at The Blue Light.

Date: 2010-09-22 09:56 pm (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - extraordinary)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
Well, because I promised them to her.

Date: 2010-09-22 10:04 pm (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - don't laugh don't laugh [laugh])
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
You demanded them as tribute. I assume your loyal subjects will be bringing by carrots any second now.

Date: 2010-09-22 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
...You are not...stealing them from me are you?

Date: 2010-09-22 10:06 pm (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - have you all gone mad?)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
Are you accusing me of stealing your tribute carrots?

Date: 2010-09-22 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
I am not accusing, I am asking.

Date: 2010-09-22 10:09 pm (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - for srs?)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
Possibly.

[No.]

Date: 2010-09-22 10:16 pm (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - competition is my life)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
Don't you have enough?

Date: 2010-09-22 11:01 pm (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - the smug)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
How many do you have?

Date: 2010-09-22 11:07 pm (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - uhhh)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
That's more than enough.

Date: 2010-09-22 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
No it's not. It is already half empty.

Date: 2010-09-22 11:20 pm (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - let me think on that)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
....how many have you eaten today?

Date: 2010-09-22 11:53 pm (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - is that an army?)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
Your eyesight will be better than Susan's, at this rate.

Date: 2010-09-23 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
My eyesight is not the issue here. My palate is.

Date: 2010-09-23 02:51 am (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - joker)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
[Pause]

You know that if you eat enough carrots, it'll turn your skin orange?

Date: 2010-09-23 03:06 am (UTC)
wandbreaker: (pic#)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
If you eat a lot of carrots, your skin turns orange. It happened to a group of pilots, back home, when they tried to improve their vision for nighttime flying.

Date: 2010-09-23 03:14 am (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - this hat makes me look older)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
I'm almost 100% sure that lettuce will not turn you orange.

Date: 2010-09-23 03:30 am (UTC)
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