Voice Post//The Dawn Treader

[treadingdawn]

I welcome everyone with an open heart, however...

Do not climb the mast.

Do not swing from the bow.

Do not swing from the stern.

Don't hang from the portholes.

And under no circumstances will you take the helm.

...without an invitation.

Comments

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

And what child would this be, does he have a name?

[Skeptical Caspian is skeptical but listening.]

[golemvomit.livejournal.com]

Now that would depend on what day of the week it is, you see. Tuesdays I'm known as "human", while on Thursdays I'm known as "idiot".

[Rubs his chin in thought.]

But now it looks as though on Sundays I'm known as the "second Warden". Huh.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

...Do you have a name you prefer?

[golemvomit.livejournal.com]

Let's go with something along the lines of 'the-most-handsomest-of-all-Ferelden', shall we?

[8D!]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

That name's too long unless you're willing to call me by my fullest title.

e_e that was supposed to be 'most handsomest in all of Ferelden' damn 3am

[golemvomit.livejournal.com]

Oh! A competition? I love competitions!

Okay, you first.

hahahaha sokay

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Very well. I am Caspian X, Tenth of That Name, King of Narnia, Emperor of the Lone Islands, Lord of Cair Paravel, Lord of Telmar, Baron of Ettinsmor, Count of the Western March, Duke of the Lantern Waste, Duke of the Seven Isles, and Duke of Galma.

8D

[golemvomit.livejournal.com]

Riiiiiiiiiiighttt. Clearly I've been outdone.

...How about I call you 'Lord Caspian' and you call me 'Alistair', and we call it even.

[He'll leave out the fact that he's really a KING because, well, THAT'S NOT REALLY IMPORTANT HERE 8D]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Caspian will do, Alistair.

[Look facts are facts mmkay, fffff.]

[golemvomit.livejournal.com]

But, Your Highness...

[fffff titles don't matter to him! And he's still not used to it]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

We're not in Narnia, Alistair, but if you insist I wouldn't stop you.

[golemvomit.livejournal.com]

Really? You wouldn't?

His Excellency is too kind!

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

No, not if it pleases you. Just as it seems boarding my ship would please you.

[golemvomit.livejournal.com]

I've never been on a ship so big. How d'you... you know... keep it so clean?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Well I had a crew for some time, now it's the Pevensies and myself which is more than enough. Are you volunteering?

[golemvomit.livejournal.com]

[Purses his lips in thought.]

I'm not entirely sure how long I'm here for to tell you the truth. And there is still the threat of the Darkspawn arising... my duty to my people... all sorts of wonderful stuff...

[Chin stroke chin stroke.]