Voice Post//on the move//wild horses
Oct. 31st, 2011 03:31 pmFirstly, I'd like to apologize for anyone I met at the shore.
[Especially if he tried to drown you.]
Secondly, I wish to issue a warning: Destrier is loose. If you see him do not make any attempt to harness him. Call for Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy, or myself. I cannot be anymore serious, do not attempt to apprehend my horse.
[Because that horse is trying to find other horses to eat.]
[Especially if he tried to drown you.]
Secondly, I wish to issue a warning: Destrier is loose. If you see him do not make any attempt to harness him. Call for Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy, or myself. I cannot be anymore serious, do not attempt to apprehend my horse.
[Because that horse is trying to find other horses to eat.]
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Date: 2011-10-31 10:48 pm (UTC)[He's better than any unicorn mount.]
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Date: 2011-10-31 10:48 pm (UTC)[ Otherwise that bitch would be dead. ]
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Date: 2011-10-31 10:53 pm (UTC)[ Skilled in the art of hating them. ]
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Date: 2011-11-01 12:08 am (UTC)You've experience with horses of all temperaments?
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Date: 2011-11-01 12:09 am (UTC)But it's not what you'd call my area of expertise.
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Date: 2011-11-02 05:59 am (UTC)Let us hope your horse stays that way.
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Date: 2011-11-02 06:19 am (UTC)[So unkingly.]
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Date: 2011-11-02 06:25 am (UTC)You riding Susan's bicycle is an entirely different matter.
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Date: 2011-11-01 05:42 am (UTC)I was wondering if there really were ocean merpeople round these parts or not.
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Date: 2011-11-02 05:49 am (UTC)I had wondered if there might be unwitting sailors washed ashore.
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Date: 2011-11-02 08:06 am (UTC)[Harry, have you even been on a boat that wasn't a Voldemort trauma murder raft?]
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Date: 2011-11-02 08:14 am (UTC)And I still have a ship to my name if you're inclined to seek merpeople. Do you desire an invitation?
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Date: 2011-11-04 01:22 am (UTC)Er - what?
[Smooth.]
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Date: 2011-11-02 08:19 am (UTC)That would warn them off completely.
Unless they're mad, but that's an entirely different problem.
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Date: 2011-11-04 07:11 am (UTC)It would be smarter to just stay out of the way - for anyone else, that is.