treadingdawn: (no u didn)
[personal profile] treadingdawn
Firstly, I'd like to apologize for anyone I met at the shore.

[Especially if he tried to drown you.]

Secondly, I wish to issue a warning: Destrier is loose. If you see him do not make any attempt to harness him. Call for Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy, or myself. I cannot be anymore serious, do not attempt to apprehend my horse.

[Because that horse is trying to find other horses to eat.]

Date: 2011-10-31 10:46 pm (UTC)
signatures: most icons <user name="heretics"> (Default)
From: [personal profile] signatures
He's not a unicorn, is he?

Date: 2011-10-31 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
No, of course not. I wouldn't dare rein in a unicorn.

[He's better than any unicorn mount.]

Date: 2011-10-31 10:48 pm (UTC)
signatures: most icons <user name="heretics"> (Default)
From: [personal profile] signatures
Good to hear.

[ Otherwise that bitch would be dead. ]

Date: 2011-10-31 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
Are you skilled with unicorns?

Date: 2011-10-31 10:53 pm (UTC)
signatures: most icons <user name="heretics"> (Default)
From: [personal profile] signatures
You could say that.

[ Skilled in the art of hating them. ]

Date: 2011-10-31 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
And they let you mount them? Willingly?

Date: 2011-10-31 11:08 pm (UTC)
signatures: most icons <user name="heretics"> (Default)
From: [personal profile] signatures
Is that an anomaly?

Date: 2011-11-01 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
Of course it is. Not even kings give unicorns reason to kneel.

Date: 2011-11-01 12:15 am (UTC)
signatures: most icons <user name="heretics"> (Default)
From: [personal profile] signatures
Unicorns probably can't tell who's king versus who's meat.

Date: 2011-11-01 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
I'm certain a Narnian one can, but in the end a King is still meat to a unicorn if he hasn't earned the unicorn's respect.

Date: 2011-11-01 12:37 am (UTC)
signatures: most icons <user name="heretics"> (Default)
From: [personal profile] signatures
... Right.

Date: 2011-11-01 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
Destrier is being very...ornery? That's an 'American' word I believe.

Date: 2011-11-01 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withloadedguns.livejournal.com
Doesn't mean someone can't catch him.

Date: 2011-11-01 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
[Caspian don't know better.]

You've experience with horses of all temperaments?

Date: 2011-11-01 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withloadedguns.livejournal.com
Some.

But it's not what you'd call my area of expertise.

Date: 2011-11-01 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
Would you be capable of lending a hand without a mount of your own?

Date: 2011-11-02 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
Mine can't be trusted with others, and I am not saying that solely in the case of mares.

Date: 2011-11-03 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withloadedguns.livejournal.com
So what are you saying?

Date: 2011-11-01 12:40 am (UTC)
totallyinaband: (wtf)
From: [personal profile] totallyinaband
Killer horse on the loose, eh?

Date: 2011-11-02 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
Destrier is no killer, only bewitched.

Date: 2011-11-01 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disinheriting.livejournal.com
...your horse went crazy?

Date: 2011-11-04 12:41 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-11-01 03:35 am (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - derp derp derp for once)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
Well. I have good news, and bad news. Which do you want first?

Date: 2011-11-02 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
...The bad news, Edmund.

Date: 2011-11-02 05:52 am (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - listens)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
I saw Destrier for a moment, but he got away.

Date: 2011-11-02 05:56 am (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - wave to the adoring public)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
My horse is fine!

Date: 2011-11-02 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
[HAHAHA VERY FUNNY. SNORT.]

Let us hope your horse stays that way.

Date: 2011-11-02 06:00 am (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - ohhhh)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
I would offer to ride double but Siroc isn't exactly built to do that. I've been looking at the beach, though.

Date: 2011-11-02 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
I may have to borrow Susan's bicycle.

[So unkingly.]

Date: 2011-11-02 06:21 am (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - don't laugh don't laugh [laugh])
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
I promise I will do my best not to laugh.

Date: 2011-11-02 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
My horse's escape is no laughing matter.

Date: 2011-11-02 06:25 am (UTC)
wandbreaker: (Edmund - brotherhood)
From: [personal profile] wandbreaker
Of course not. He might hurt another horse or himself. Or a person.

You riding Susan's bicycle is an entirely different matter.

Date: 2011-11-01 05:42 am (UTC)
outlive: NIGHTWING (so let me get this straight)
From: [personal profile] outlive
[Oh, hello stranger]

I was wondering if there really were ocean merpeople round these parts or not.

Date: 2011-11-02 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
[Oh no it's you.]

I had wondered if there might be unwitting sailors washed ashore.

Date: 2011-11-02 08:06 am (UTC)
outlive: NIGHTWING (so a hag and a vampire walk into a bar)
From: [personal profile] outlive
I'm not much of a sailor, so I suppose that makes us even.

[Harry, have you even been on a boat that wasn't a Voldemort trauma murder raft?]

Date: 2011-11-02 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
[Unless a sea serpent shows up there'll be no trauma on his boat--er...ship.]

And I still have a ship to my name if you're inclined to seek merpeople. Do you desire an invitation?

Date: 2011-11-04 01:22 am (UTC)
outlive: NIGHTWING (brb being adorable)
From: [personal profile] outlive
[OH WAIT WHAT]

Er - what?

[Smooth.]

audio;

Date: 2011-11-02 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oshutup.livejournal.com
Just tell them why they should avoid Destrier.

That would warn them off completely.

Unless they're mad, but that's an entirely different problem.

audio;

Date: 2011-11-02 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
What if they attack him on principle?

audio;

Date: 2011-11-04 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oshutup.livejournal.com
...which principle would that be?

It would be smarter to just stay out of the way - for anyone else, that is.

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