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[treadingdawn]

I have notes for the unaware.

One drink is a twelve ounce beer, a four ounce glass of wine, a ten ounce wine cooler, or a one and a half ounce shot of "80 proof" liquor.

Remember that.

Comments

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

It just isn't to my taste, Eden.

[eiremagic]

Fair enough. Any reason you're teaching this lesson?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

It is in well-intentioned good humor.

[eiremagic]

Someone was on their back, yeah?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Someones, but not so badly.

[eiremagic]

Fry up some bacon with spuds and fish.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

What?

[eiremagic]

Bacon, potatoes and fish, fried together. Fixes the headache right up.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I have never tried that meal before.

[eiremagic]

I'll make you a batch.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

What does it taste like?

[eiremagic]

It tastes like it sounds like! A little greasy, a little fishy and a little earthy.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I would be willing to try it once, Eden.

[eiremagic]

Well then we need to get good and pissed, yeah?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Perhaps not anytime soon.

[eiremagic]

I'm waiting for your balls to drop so we can go together, yeah. We'll take Eoin and Claire and Zach, and they can bitch about alcohol.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Wait what?

[eiremagic]

I thought that was all English?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I think it was.

[eiremagic]

Then what didn't you get?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Nothing. It's all right!

[eiremagic]

Did I scare you?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

No, of course not, Eden. I am not easily frightened.

[eiremagic]

....do you not want to drink with me?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't mind that either, though I most certainly wish not to "get wasted" as someone else has said.