Filtered from Jadis, the White Witch

[treadingdawn]

I have notes for the unaware.

One drink is a twelve ounce beer, a four ounce glass of wine, a ten ounce wine cooler, or a one and a half ounce shot of "80 proof" liquor.

Remember that.

Comments

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I know the phrase... but with a gun? You are not serious, right?

[orderonto]

Well, it's not as if I know many people personally who shoot anything not a gun, like a bow.

And no, I'm not serious. I was being sardonic.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Susan and Legolas are superb with bows, and Peter, Edmund, and I are efficient with them. I am sure Aragorn knows how to pull as well.

[orderonto]

That's different. That's...here.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Am I giving you a hard time, Doctor?

[orderonto]

Please. I can take you.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

What if I were to have Claire and Zach as my rear support, Peter as my flanking guard, and Edmund as my cavalry man?

[orderonto]

Then I would call you a terrible cheater.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I would not cheat you, Doctor.

[orderonto]

How is threatening a gang-up like a bunch of goondas not cheating?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

What are goondas?

[orderonto]

Hired muscle. Troublemakers.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Troublemakers? It is called strategic battle.

[orderonto]

Then where's my army?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Well there's Hiro, and his ducks.

[orderonto]

I don't think that he would defend me so easily. And I don't think that the ducks can type.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Oh you seem to think I meant that we would war through these machines. I meant in person.

[orderonto]

...excuse me?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I am joking.

[orderonto]

Thank God!