Date: 2009-01-26 12:13 am (UTC)
fatespoken: (stare)
From: [personal profile] fatespoken
Shoot.

Date: 2009-01-26 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
How do you measure five percent of your hair?

Date: 2009-01-26 12:20 am (UTC)
fatespoken: (amused)
From: [personal profile] fatespoken
I guess the closest way would be to measure from the scalp to the longest strand, then multiply that by .05.

...And that is one weird question.

Date: 2009-01-26 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
... I'm afraid I don't follow.

Date: 2009-01-26 12:26 am (UTC)
fatespoken: (what?)
From: [personal profile] fatespoken
...You know what, I'm feeling charitable tonight.

Take off your wig and I'll measure it for you.

Date: 2009-01-26 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oshutup.livejournal.com
That might be a problem. He's very attached to it.

Date: 2009-01-26 12:29 am (UTC)
fatespoken: (that's weird)
From: [personal profile] fatespoken
It's only for a few minutes.

Date: 2009-01-26 12:30 am (UTC)
fatespoken: (Default)
From: [personal profile] fatespoken
No? I was just trying to be nice.

1/2

Date: 2009-01-26 12:37 am (UTC)
fatespoken: (stare)
From: [personal profile] fatespoken
...There's no need to be so defensive if you're just trying to covering up a receding hairline. I really don't care.

Just. Next time-

2/2

Date: 2009-01-26 12:38 am (UTC)
fatespoken: (amused)
From: [personal profile] fatespoken
They arrange wigs by gender.

Remember that.

Date: 2009-01-26 12:43 am (UTC)
fatespoken: (skeptical)
From: [personal profile] fatespoken
A receding hair line?

Some men are genetically predisposed to lose their hair as they get older.

Date: 2009-01-26 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
I am not one of those men.

Date: 2009-01-26 12:52 am (UTC)
fatespoken: (grin)
From: [personal profile] fatespoken
You state that so confidently.

...Not to burst your bubble, but you don't really find out until you start losing it. Then there's male-pattern baldness.

Date: 2009-01-26 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
Because my hair is healthy and strong. I am told it comes from my mother's side.

Date: 2009-01-26 12:57 am (UTC)
fatespoken: (what?)
From: [personal profile] fatespoken
...All right.

So I'm guessing don't need help?

Date: 2009-01-26 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
How do you keep someone from being able to... to read your DNA and make a 'clone' of you?

Date: 2009-01-26 01:00 am (UTC)
fatespoken: (amused)
From: [personal profile] fatespoken
...Make sure you don't give them your hair. Or skin cells. Bodily fluids. Or anything off your body, really.

Or you blow up their laboratory.

Date: 2009-01-26 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
I don't even know where this laboratory is. Do you?

Date: 2009-01-26 01:28 am (UTC)
fatespoken: (Default)
From: [personal profile] fatespoken
You're the one who asked me, princess. I thought you'd know.

SOBBITY SOB

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