treadingdawn: (let's talk history)
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Normally I do not hawk my wares but I have something I feel may be enjoyable for all...

It is a comfortable size, able to fit in your pocket until you need it.

It has flavor to it, perhaps sharp at first, but easy to acquire with effort.

It goes in a little stiff but comes out soft and wet.

If you are ambitious you can have more than one at a time.

I have not decided a suitable price, yet.
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Date: 2009-02-02 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com
Can you be a bit more specific? That can't be what I think it is.

Date: 2009-02-02 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
Well, mine specifically is a neutral shade of brown and pink.

Date: 2009-02-02 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com
Just say what it is, please.

1/?

Date: 2009-02-02 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
I can give you a fair price.

Date: 2009-02-02 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
Unless you are poor--

Date: 2009-02-02 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
And desperate...

Date: 2009-02-02 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
In which case...

Date: 2009-02-02 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
You will have successfully played my sympathy.

Done!

Date: 2009-02-02 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
Chewing gum?

voice;

Date: 2009-02-02 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangodelamuerte.livejournal.com
Caspian! What is the meaning of this? Thou art not a wandering merchant with sand stained robes, walking upon weary soles. Selling items.

voice;

Date: 2009-02-02 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
I--I can't help it, Tybalt. I'm compelled!

voice;

Date: 2009-02-02 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangodelamuerte.livejournal.com
What can be more compelling than thy honor?

voice;

Date: 2009-02-02 11:58 pm (UTC)

voice;

Date: 2009-02-03 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangodelamuerte.livejournal.com
This witchery is quite the bane. Well being that it is not thy desire to peddle wares.

voice;

Date: 2009-02-03 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
Well. Would you like some?

voice;

Date: 2009-02-03 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangodelamuerte.livejournal.com
Some? What object does Caspian give in exchange for coin?

voice;

Date: 2009-02-03 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
You can busy yourself by mildly chewing or blowing it.

voice;

Date: 2009-02-03 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangodelamuerte.livejournal.com
Food? Caspian I thought much better. Why must the City reduce thee so much? I earn my weekly pension near an attendant, yet this? Worry not, cousin. Thou art still noble.

voice;

Date: 2009-02-03 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
No no! I have read that it may be unwise to consume it. Rather, you spit it out when you are through. But you should always dispose of it in proper places, it would be rude otherwise.

voice;

Date: 2009-02-03 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangodelamuerte.livejournal.com
Come, what is this mysterious mana? Edible yet inedible?

Date: 2009-02-03 12:48 am (UTC)
fatespoken: (what?)
From: [personal profile] fatespoken
...You should work on your advertising catch. The way you're describing that thing makes it sound disturbing, princess.

voice;

Date: 2009-02-03 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
Chewing gum?

Date: 2009-02-03 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
Forgive me, sir, but I know not whom you address.
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