treadingdawn: (let's talk history)
[personal profile] treadingdawn
Normally I do not hawk my wares but I have something I feel may be enjoyable for all...

It is a comfortable size, able to fit in your pocket until you need it.

It has flavor to it, perhaps sharp at first, but easy to acquire with effort.

It goes in a little stiff but comes out soft and wet.

If you are ambitious you can have more than one at a time.

I have not decided a suitable price, yet.

Date: 2009-02-02 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com
Can you be a bit more specific? That can't be what I think it is.

Date: 2009-02-02 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
Well, mine specifically is a neutral shade of brown and pink.

Date: 2009-02-02 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com
Just say what it is, please.

1/?

Date: 2009-02-02 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
I can give you a fair price.

Date: 2009-02-02 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
Unless you are poor--

Date: 2009-02-02 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
And desperate...

Date: 2009-02-02 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
In which case...

Date: 2009-02-02 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
You will have successfully played my sympathy.

Date: 2009-02-03 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com
I'm glad it's just chewing gum.

Sure. If you're not asking too much for it.

Date: 2009-02-03 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
I may not have anymore I'm afraid... many people appealed to my generosity.

Date: 2009-02-03 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com
That's okay. So business went well for you today, eh?

Date: 2009-02-03 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
It is more charity than business at this point. And yourself?

Date: 2009-02-03 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
How many of those curious things have you sold?

Date: 2009-02-03 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovingmybamfgun.livejournal.com
I only had the one. Lucy bought it, but... I shouldn't have sold it. I was cursed yesterday, I reckon you were too. The thing I sold Lucy might be harmless now, but it could start working again. You never know, especially in this place. Then it'll be safer with me. Could you tell her? I'll pay her back, of course.

Date: 2009-02-03 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
I was, at least I hope so. I don't know why I would wish to sell gum, it isn't even particularly luxurious. But I will let Lucy know, thank you for the caution.
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