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[treadingdawn]

[Click.]

[Is this for real?]

[Why yes. Yes it is.]



Hello. Um, this is Caspian--

[BEEEEEEEEEEEP. Sultry woman's voice:]

Hola. Caspian del buzón de voz está roto. Esta es su refrigerador.
Por favor, hable muy despacio y voy a mantener su mensaje a mi mismo con un imán!
Gracias.

[BEEP. End automated message.]

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[Audio]

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

[Yes, let's be glad she doesn't. The amazing body and shine from those locks like turn the lesbian alien straight or something.]

Sorry! Sorry! I didn't mean to wake you. But you can go back to sleep after you tell me what Peter and Lucy want for Christmas. I kinda forgot to get them stuff.

[Audio]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

[He must also be a sucker for the blondies because Caspian doesn't protest her condition that he can go to sleep AFTER helping her.]

It is all right...

[Rubbing his eyes, bleary Caspian.]

Peter will appreciate the thought for whatever you do give him... and Lucy likes lions or fauns. She likes games too.

[Audio]

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

Does Lucy have Monopoly? And doesn't Peter have some favorite thing like a movie or a book or something?

[Shuffling because she's totally writing this all down.]

I don't want to get him like a bad gift. I don't think they do refunds here.

[Audio]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

What is Monopoly? And refunds?

[He has to think about the Peter question, wetting his lips thoughtfully.]

He's very simple you know. He likes vanilla.

[Audio]

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

Monopoly is a board game. She should like it if she likes games.

[Skips over explaining what a refund is. She doesn't have all the time in the world to explain modern world conveniences to Caspian.]

Vanilla candy? Ice cream?

[Audio]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

She does like games, any kind I think, even puzzles.

[Except that atrocious looking Candyland. There's a faint yawn on this end.]

Ice cream, definitely.

[He's unsure of what to say about the other things like King Arthur and the RAF.]

[Audio]

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

She sounds like Molly. That's pretty much all she does, play games.

...Ice cream? I can't buy him ice cream for Christmas, Caspian! We don't even have a Ben & Jerry's here!

[Audio]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Lucy is a fanciful sort.

[He nods even though she still can't see him. Er....]

What is that?

[Wait nevermind.]

Yes you can, but if you are afraid of it melting you can find him something else vanilla-flavored. You should trust me on this subject, Karolina.

[Audio]

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

Taffy?

[Audio]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

What is taffy?

[So... so sorry Karolina.]

[Audio]

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

Oh God, not this again...

[Said oh so under her breath.]

It's candy, Caspian. Chewy candy. I think they have vanilla flavored taffy.

[Audio]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Oh! [A sound of understanding.]

I think he would like that very much. And it's good for the mouth.

[Audio]

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

How is it good for the mouth?

[And now it's her turn not to get what the hell he's saying.]

[Audio]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

It cleans your teeth and prevents atrophy.

[Teeth brushing in the early Renaissance, don't ask about it.]

[Audio]

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

Aaatrophy...

[Yeeeeah, we're not gonna ask about that.]

Well, thanks, Cas! I really really really appreciate it! And I hope you like your gift too.

Oh, and you can go back to sleep now.

[Audio]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Yes, atrophy.

[Don't ask. Of course now he's kind of blinking. Cas? That's a new one, but it's better than Caspy.]

It's my pleasure, Karolina. I hope you like yours too, you will receive it today.