Pinned, Recorded, and Posted

[treadingdawn]

Issued by High King Peter the Magnificent, delivered by King Caspian the Tenth of That Name:

I, Peter, by the gift of Aslan, by election, by prescription, and by conquest, High King over all Kings in Narnia, Lord of Cair Paravel, and Emperor of the Lone Islands, Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Lion, do hereby challenge the White Witch Jadis to single combat upon the field of battle, invoked by the rite of deep magic as granted from previous deceitful trespasses. The fight shall be to the death at basic arms, forfeiting any and all marshal of the lists. The reward shall be complete surrender of the wand wielded by the White Witch, followed by passing its ownership to Queen Susan the Gentle, King Edmund the Just, Queen Lucy the Valiant, King Caspian X, and myself, High King Peter the Magnificent.

[The parchment is pinned at midnight and remains in the City Square.]

Comments

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[filmzbyzach.livejournal.com]

You know, you really need to work on your segues.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

But I am telling you the truth.

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[filmzbyzach.livejournal.com]

[ SIGH FFS ]

Fine, I'll bite.

Who?

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Legolas?

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[filmzbyzach.livejournal.com]

[ knocks over everything ]

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[filmzbyzach.livejournal.com]

[ starts picking everything back up ]

Oh...

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[filmzbyzach.livejournal.com]

...cool....

[ still picking stuff up sob forever spazzed.... ]

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Are you all right?

He is interested in headphones.

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[filmzbyzach.livejournal.com]

[ sort of self contained snort of AMIALRIGHT FFFF ]

Yeah I'm fine uh.....wait...really?

What for?

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I told him that you are very familiar with a device that can help keep noise out of his ears.

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[filmzbyzach.livejournal.com]

....uh well, sort of.

It's really designed to keep sound closer, uh...hm....restricted to your ears instead of like, you know, other people's....ears....

....maybe ear plugs if he just wants everyone to be quiet.

But headphones if he wants to listen to music or something...

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I think he very much likes music, woodwinds and things.

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[filmzbyzach.livejournal.com]

[ facepalm ]

........guess I'll see if I can find him a player or at least a walkman...hm...

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

He would appreciate it, something new to learn never hurts.