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[treadingdawn]

Normally I do not hawk my wares but I have something I feel may be enjoyable for all...

It is a comfortable size, able to fit in your pocket until you need it.

It has flavor to it, perhaps sharp at first, but easy to acquire with effort.

It goes in a little stiff but comes out soft and wet.

If you are ambitious you can have more than one at a time.

I have not decided a suitable price, yet.

Comments

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

There really is no polite way of communicating it.

--Is that him there?

[ooc: lol I was just about to retract my words, considering he's talking nicely to Blair --but nevermind XD]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Yes. I am sure he has character merit somewhere, just not with me.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Well, for one, he does the dirty job no one else will do.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

You like him then?

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

I don't like people that easily.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

You admire his ability to do a dirty job then?

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

I value him as one might value toilet paper. You, on the other hand, is someone I like.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I do like you too.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Because I compared him to toilet paper?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

And you are also charming, kind, and well spoken.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Aww, thank you ♥ Most usually comment only on my appearance.

[ooc: blushing Blair is blushing]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I don't believe we've met in person.

[ooc: Awww XD]

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Then we should, shouldn't we?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

It would be my pleasure.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

How about~ a picnic in Xanadu. I could bring some books that would interest you, they show what people in Earth wear.

[ooc: more like, magazines, but eh :3]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

The weather there isn't very cold, and I do like books about Earth. I really would like to visit, one day.

[ooc: PS. Blair, please dress him.]

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

When are you available? I'm busy with Valentine's Day coming up, but for you I will definitely make time.

[ooc: WHAT A DELICIOUS OFFER ♥]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Would this Wednesday suit you?

[ooc: What a coincidence that it would be Bodice Ripper Day.]

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. See you then~

[ooc: LOL! Prepare yourself for the over-the-top theatrics, Caspian ♥]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I am looking forward to it.

[ooc: He has the hair for it at least |D]

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

As do I.

[ooc: and the face *A*]