treadingdawn: (let's talk history)
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Normally I do not hawk my wares but I have something I feel may be enjoyable for all...

It is a comfortable size, able to fit in your pocket until you need it.

It has flavor to it, perhaps sharp at first, but easy to acquire with effort.

It goes in a little stiff but comes out soft and wet.

If you are ambitious you can have more than one at a time.

I have not decided a suitable price, yet.

Date: 2009-02-03 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com
Caliente. I didn't think you had a zinger in you. I bet they didn't teach that in charm school.

Date: 2009-02-03 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-waldorf.livejournal.com
I have to thank you for saying what I wouldn't say myself~

Date: 2009-02-03 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treadingdawn.livejournal.com
I never went.
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