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[treadingdawn]

Normally I do not hawk my wares but I have something I feel may be enjoyable for all...

It is a comfortable size, able to fit in your pocket until you need it.

It has flavor to it, perhaps sharp at first, but easy to acquire with effort.

It goes in a little stiff but comes out soft and wet.

If you are ambitious you can have more than one at a time.

I have not decided a suitable price, yet.

Comments

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Pardon?

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

You don't think that any of the descriptions are hinting to something else.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Such as?

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

I don't want to be the one to say it to you.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Are you shy?

Don't be concerned, I know what you mean.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

No... and no, you probably don't.

A suggestion: find someone you won't feel sad about not liking and ask them what they think of your post.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

But if I can safely say I would not mind not liking them then I already know they will tell me something I wish not to hear. Like Doctor House.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Exactly. What you want me to tell you is not something you wish to hear anyway. Go ask this Doctor House.

[ooc: lolol House]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

He doesn't like me very much.

[ooc: They are not even frienemies, it's amazing >D]

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

You think he wouldn't answer you?

[ooc: good and evil don't mix? ;)]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Not politely.

[ooc; Sob see below.]

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

There really is no polite way of communicating it.

--Is that him there?

[ooc: lol I was just about to retract my words, considering he's talking nicely to Blair --but nevermind XD]

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Yes. I am sure he has character merit somewhere, just not with me.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Well, for one, he does the dirty job no one else will do.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

You like him then?

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

I don't like people that easily.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

You admire his ability to do a dirty job then?

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

I value him as one might value toilet paper. You, on the other hand, is someone I like.

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I do like you too.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

Because I compared him to toilet paper?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Tengo pregunta.

How do you say "that sounds sensual" en espanol? This post would do it.

P.S. I can make a list. Seems like the schedule is working against us. I could always make up for lost time. You want it all itemized or in random order?

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

Decrepit old men ought to retire early for the night.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Caliente. I didn't think you had a zinger in you. I bet they didn't teach that in charm school.

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

I have to thank you for saying what I wouldn't say myself~

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I never went.